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Barack Obama
Barack Obama is a pristine gentleman, an upstanding American citizen, and a family man. I can’t find any harsh critique of the man at this time. However, when it comes to the presidential seat, I want the American people to ask themselves these questions: Is Senator Barack Obama giving you free tacos in his platform? Is he committed to our troops with the same intensity and passion as I am? And can he pop-lock? Can-he-pop-lock?
John McCain
John McCain looks like he eats children. I haven’t confirmed that, but my gut tells me that he enjoys roasted flesh.
Cynthia McKinney
Cynthia seems to be the realest of my opponents. I wish I could have gotten to her earlier...I think we would have made a good team! But, her running mate Rosa Clemente is definitely top notch.
